Let me just say it: perimenopause is WILD. No one warned me that mid 40’s was basically an all-access pass to a theme park of bizarre, confusing, and downright annoying symptoms that no one talks about. Sure, we hear about hot flashes and mood swings—but what about the rest of the fun? You know, like the brain fog so thick you forget why you walked into a room… or how joint pain shows up like an uninvited guest to the party? Oh, and let’s not forget about the head-spinning, stomach-churning dizziness and vertigo that has you grabbing for the nearest wall like you just stepped off a rollercoaster.

Here’s the full list of party favors I’ve been handed by perimenopause:
- Brain Fog: Can’t remember where I put my keys? Or my car? Or what day it is? Welcome to the club!
- Vertigo with Dizziness/Lightheadedness: I bend down to pick up something, and BAM—instant amusement park ride.
- Joint Pain: Because apparently, my toes of all things are 70 years old even though I’m only 40+?
- Dry Skin Patches: Who needs winter when you have dry skin patches all year round? Lotion has become my best friend.
- Headaches: Perimenopause decided to give me a headache for free, with no expiration date.
- Insomnia: Let’s stay awake all night and stare at the ceiling—sounds like a plan, right?
- Hearing Problems: Is it just me, or is everyone whispering lately? I didn’t sign up for this silent movie experience.
- Blurred Vision: Am I staring into a Monet painting or just trying to read my phone?
- Anxiety: As if brain fog and dizziness weren’t enough, here comes anxiety to crash the party.
Yup, this is what my 40’s has given me. 🎉 And I’m trying to find the humor in it all.
But you know what? Even though perimenopause has handed me this grab bag of weird symptoms, it’s also inspired me to listen to my body in a whole new way. I’m now more intentional about understanding what my body needs and practicing self-care (aka, lots of naps, stretching, and treating myself to fancy lotions because I’m worth it). I’ve embraced this stage with grace—well, mostly grace and sometimes a little frustration—but hey, we’re all figuring it out! SELF CARE IS A LIFESTYLE
Ladies, if you’re feeling these symptoms too, just know you’re not alone. We’ve got this! Let’s laugh through the chaos and take care of ourselves along the way. 💪
RosalynLynn
Be you so you can be free.












